Overheard while Maggie was playing with her rats alone in her room:
“Jack, you are not the dad. Annie, you are not the mom. I am the mom. I am the taker-care-ofer.” (Taker-care-over? Taker-care-ofver?) “And daddy helps too.”
Ummmmm, just for clarification, she is the taker-care-ofver. I am the helper. The major helper. The one who makes sure they don’t starve and get fresh water and get out of the cage for playtime and that the cage gets cleaned.
So at the very least it should have been “And mommy helps too.”
I’m just saying.